there is man somewhere in central london, he rode
a bus going to Harrods..when he sat down, a
beutiful irish lady with green eyes sat beside him.
like a tv commercial there was a sudden rush of
blood to the head of the man, and struggling for a
word to say. and with all effort he came with an
opening line "why do look happy?" the irish lady
just giggled and laughed her heart out.
the man never knew that such line would work to
make the lady smile. and so he thought that hed
go for it, and he tried to establish a philosophical
conversation that would make the lady’s brain turn
upside down. his second line was this, "people
have so many names and for all we know , it really
doesnt matter if we are named or not, what do you
think?" the lady tring to keep her composure,
eventhough continously giggling, she
answered, "because some people think being open
is the way to be…"
the man tried to keep his mind with such an
answer. he thought that the girl was in for
intellectual conversation. so he just asked, "does it
matter if people grow old, or they die young?", the
lady replied with such laughing face, "being open
with time doesnt mean time would fly, or bald men
would cry if air is blown…"
the man was numbstruck with such answer. he
now thinks that the lady had PHd in Psychology or
Philosophy and whatever he would say would be
turned against him.
so with all modesty the man gave up and
conceded to defeat with the battle of logic. and so
he asked the lady, "uhmm, i tried to lure you with
such witty conversation but with great defense you
just bounced back with great ease…are you
working at a university or something?
the lady , now blushed , and her laughter could be
heard all over the bus. and she said in such a
polite manner, "you know mister, your questions
are so witty and you have a great eyes and a
mystifying smile, all in all you could be a prince
charming, but all my answers doesnt have to do
with university or philosophy, its all in your fly…
the next time youd try to hit on a lady(giggling)
please zip your pants first. i dont like to see pubic
hairs coming out of the fly." and she laughed as
she pressed the stop button of the bus.
the man who was now reddish violet due to such
humiliation transferred seat and kept his mouth
shut.(and did not even bother to zip his fly)
the moral of the story, do not try to hit on someone
especially if you are not sure if your flies are
zipped.
-its just all about the fly..
-darkmau-
MALAYA! |
