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i never want to wrote this, but i have to. remember
that in this world, everything is dictated by
physics, cause for every action there is an equal
reaction. so here is the story of something you
should tell your mom.
-warning this bulletin contains some words and
issues not suitable to narrow minded persons(if
you consider yourself human).
it was October 2001, i was still in my third year
college( i think), everything was moving fine for
myself, and thinking that life will be a breeze i just
enjoyed evrything i had for that second semester.
just a catch of everything, i smoked, i drank booze
and i met girls(hoping that my ex girlfrend wont
have the chance to read this, cause she might
curse me again for life!). everything seemed
perfect, but to my mistake, the chaos began.
i met a beautiful(an adjective i use when im boozed
out) gal who is also a student of the same school i
go to, and her name is margel. margel is kind of
girl who loves the nightlife, why not, she has the
money, she had the looks, and she was fresh and
young. and because of that freshness, i was lured
in to her. for two whole weeks, i kept on following
where margel went, i kept on texting her and for
times i would call her just to have a chat. and boy!
it was a great challenge.
and luck is still on my side, after that two weeks, i
stopped calling her, i thought she was not
interested so i dropped her like a hot potato. but to
my surprise she called me…"mau, puntahan mo
naman ako dito sa bahay oh, ako lang kasi mag
isa, gusto ko ikaw ang kasama ko….uhmmm
pleaseeee"… and how could i say no to such
plead?
i went there, and it only took me thirteen minutes
to get into her house, which normally it would take
around thirty minutes if i drove defensively. so to
cut the long journey of this story, i arrived at her
place. when i saw her, i almost dropped my jaw,
she wearing a see-through dress with pink laces
on the sides. her skin was glowing pinkish , and
her areolas are almost visible. her, face, her lips
and her hair was perfect for the night. and i wasted
no time, i went inside her room, grabbed her by the
side, and kissed her torridly, until she felt numb
and high.
i did everything for that night, all strokes, all
positions, and every rhythm that is placed in the
kama sutra books…every round with no
contraceptions or withdrawal involved. all six of it.
i drained all my juices(and dont tell me that is the
reason why im thin), and i rested for two hours and
went home.
here is the catch… after two weeks, everything
changed. nausea, craving, and morning sickness
was evident. i was worried, and so i called my
mom, "ma, parang masama ang kutob
ko…buntis…" thats all i could say…and she asked
if it was my girlfriend and i said no… and she
asked who….and i told her…
and after hearing the story… she reacted "HOY
MAURO HUWAG MO NGA AKONG
PINAGLOLOKO! AKALA MO BA MALOLOKO MO
AKO,PAANO KA BA MABUBUNTIS eh WALA KA
NAMANG MATRIS!"
and poof! again i woke up from my deep
slumber…tsk2 bangungot lang pala..and men! it
was worth sharing. hehehe! gawa din kayo ng
inyong nightmare stories.. its fun!
-id like to thank budweiser for providing me the
inspiration, citibank for making me stressed out
due to its complexity, fictitious characters for
providing me the plot and a hundred ghouls and
vampires that lures in the night a.k.a lamok…
-peace to all who read… no offense to waste your
time.
-darkmau-
MALAYA! |
