man in the fridge

her name is Jo, an average high school student with such wits and talents. Jo is 13 years old, with a little over 4′11", medium built, with a cup C breast size. but for her age she was a little more mature, she had her first boyfriend when she was 12 years old, and the boy’s name is Kim. although kim denies the fact he had relationship with Jo.

Jo likes to think she was mature enough with things, she like to think that she is pretty enough to have all the boys in the world. with her breast size maybe she is a great potential.

meanwhile there was this lanky dork who is 15 years old, who fancied Jo. the guys name is Patrick, but almost all his friends call him Pat. this lanky guy is so much amazed with this girl Jo, maybe it was because of Jo’s breast, or maybe more than than. who knows?

Pat’s classmate Angel,is a friend of Jo, so Pat begged for Angel to introduce him to Jo. And Angel being a kind friend to Pat, she introduced him to Jo.

Pat is almost a normal guy, armed always with a pen, paper, cigarette and lighter. Pat being 15 is always criticized for being an ignorant to fads and fashion. Pat kept his 70s look, and his untidy uncombed hair complemented with his lanky dork personality. but most of his classmate agree of his brilliance in chemistry and english.

Pat got to know Jo, they had long conversations on the phone, and had late afternoon walks after school. Pat wanted Jo so much, and Jo just wanted company from Pat.

One day, Pat heard his friend comment that Kim and Jo went to Jo’s place, and Kim got the chance to smooch Jo and touch her breast and all the petting stuffs. Pat’s heart beat fast, it was so fast that he could only hear his heart and silence came. Pat fainted.

Pat went to Jo, the next day, and Jo took Pat to their house. It was about 2:30 in the afternoon, Pat cut class to be with Jo. Out of boredom Jo, said that she loves Pat. and being gullible Pat believed it. Pat pushed his luck, he kissed Jo, but all he got was a simple smack from Jo.

It was the first hard on for Pat and he wanted something that he could not explain. Pat was a virgin, and he strongly believed that Jo is not. But it was getting late, Jo had to make Pat leave, because her aunt is about to come home, Pat left with a hard penis, and a heart poundering because he is loved.

Pat went to Jo’s classroom the next day, he wanted to check his GIRLFRIEND, his first one. but Jo did not come out of the room, she pretended that she did not see Pat. and the bell rang and Pat had to go for class.

The next day Pat again went to Jo’s classroom and same thing happened. Jo ignored him. for Pat that was devastating, his first girlfriend is taking the piss and he can not do anything.

on the third day he did the same thing. and still Jo managed to avoid him. but Pat sneaked out early in the afternoon, and finally cornered Jo for confrontation. Pat was hurting, so much hurting , that he was not able to sleep for three nights. And Jo had no choice. She had to tell the truth to Pat. "I really do not love you and I am sorry" and Jo left Pat in state of shock.

Pat went straight out of the campus gate, and took out his cigarette, he took his lighter, and lit the cigarette and went with the big question why.

For over two years Pat remained quiet about the issue, and finally went to college.Pat the lanky dork, is now in style. His grunged type image made him in. Because the university was pretty much liberated with sense of style, he blended in. But Pat’s view changed a lot. he neither believe in love nor the fact of being in love.

Pat learned how to smooth talk, he learned how to make a woman fall on her knees and beg for him to love her. Pat became a Pseudo GOD. Pat leaned the ins and outs of relationship, the body language of women, and the category of women based on their perfume they are wearing. Pat knew it all. he became a monster.

His first antagonizing erection is now a major history, he now controls the phase of the game, that each time he makes out, and he gets his penis erected, there is a vagina available at his disposal.Pat evolved as a monster.

Jo on the other hand tried to contact Pat after she said she did not love him. she wanted to connect to Pat and be friends with him, but Pat left the school because of the humiliation he got from his friends. Pat went to a very difficult circumstance, literally he went in hell.

Pat fell in love after 15 years. he is  now getting married, he got tired from all the womanizing, and night outs. he got tired of getting even with his past experience. he gave in. his wife is two years younger than him, and her name is Jo. yes, the same Jo who left him when they were in high school.

wondering what happened? go figure.

darkmau

MALAYA!

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