man in the fridge

ive heard this story somewhere. but im going to re tell this tailored to my style.

he was in his thirties, an occasional drinker, married with two daughters, aged 4 and 3. his friends call him Jok, short for his name Joqarios. and no he is not portugese or brazillian. the story of his name is behind the wafer thingy called "barquillios" but his mom kept on forgetting to pronounce the wafer and keeps on calling it joqarios. sounds illogical, yeah even i think so.

his wife is thirty one, an assertive lady and a proud manager of a petrol station near their place. everyone calls her Angie. but her real name is Geline Maya. ahh its so funny how we Filipino alter names.

they are married for 7 years now, they never argued on anything major, never had a major fight that would cause platonic effect(the plates flying inside the house). they were not that sweet loving couples but they kept their relationship smooth.

Jok is a mechanic, but he is selling insurance and never had the chance to own a car. he is using his five year old motorbike which he bought from an auction. so everyone would say Jok is not that attractive guy, but he has way with things.

but Jok keeps a secret. for their long years of marriage, he keeps a mistress. her name is Lina, a nurse but did not pass the board exam after three takes. and decided to become a singer in a bar. Jok is no fan of the bars and clubs but due to a client he met Lina. and from then on a thousand sexual fantasy could be written. but since i told you i would write this story according to my style, i am leaving that part behind.

but Jok managed to keep his affair with Lina for three years and Angie dont know a thing. and she might never know. Jok only communicates with Lina through SMS and Angie never touches Jok’s phone. but Jok is wise he never lets his phone lying anywhere.

but one day, on his way home Jok saw two of his friends fighting. he was trying to keep them from hurting each other. but his other friend was ill tempered and pulled out a knife and while Jok was in the middle he was stabbed.

Jok was rushed to the hospital.it was a miracle that his two friends completely forgot what they were fighting for. Jok was losing consciousness.

" Pare kaya mo yan, papunta na si Angie dito sa Emergency"

with that statement from his friend. JOk opened his eyes. and reached for something.

"Pare paki kuha nga ng cellphone ko sa bulsa." Jok said

his friend reached for the phone and gave it to him.

"Paki buksan nga ang phone ko at pakikuha ng simcard ko"

his friend did what Jok wanted and said

"Tang ina naman Jok mamatay ka na, uunahin mo pa rin linisin ang kagaguhan mo"

and Jok blurted

"Gago pag ako nabuhay dito at nabasa ni misis ang phone ko malamang siya ang pumatay sa akin".

and Angie arrived. and Jok simply crushed the simcard and managed to slide it somewhere.

darkmau

MALAYA!

-laughtrip

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