man in the fridge

dear ma’am,

please excuse me for missing the class yesterday, because i had sex with your daughter and she completely blow me off until i had no more strength to keep me standing.

i never realized how pretty she was until you introduced her to me last month. i know she’s 9 years older than me, i can truly say, we make a great couple. 

i don’t believe in love at first sight ma’am, but i think CUPID nailed its deadliest arrow to keep me falling. after yesterday, i know, what i feel is more than lust. it is love.

i am hoping for your kind consideration to accept my humblest apology and this excuse letter. and by the way can i take her out again?

sincerely yours,

Peter Promesa

the teacher replied:

dear Pete,

you are sixteen and i know that you are in control of what you are doing. your excuse letter is the most honest excuse letter that i have ever read. and it is very unique in a way that i could not find the right words to say.

let me  put it this way, i know you are caught up in a situation where you are so sure of what you feel. but i am afraid you should know this. My daughter is a former he, and s/he is not  what you think s/he is. she had some psychological problems that’s why we allowed her to go through sex exchange.

i hope you could bear with situation. and you are welcome to visit to our house, anytime. and YES take her out by all means, we don’t mind.

sincerely,

Mrs. Remy Rollo

darkmau

MALAYA!

LAUGHTRIP

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